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		<title>WHY KATY &amp; RUSSELL GOT DIVORCED</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting divorced. No way. You mean to tell me things didn’t work out between a twenty-something female pop singer and a middle-aged, former drug addict/current sex addict male movie star? I’m beyond awestruck. BOTTOM LINE: You just can’t have a Hollywood marriage work when BOTH celebs are near [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=996&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NEW YEAR&#8217;S EVE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Year’s Eve is more over-rated than Channing Tatum. On this holiday night, virtually any social event will be expensive, crowded; and unless your Designated Driver has been sober for a good decade, it’s definitely gonna suck for someone in your group. And what is this absurd pressure on New Year’s Eve to kiss someone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=992&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GUY JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE&#8230;.THEN GETS TASERED BY COPS 19 TIMES?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this really happened. In that order! But allow me to explain&#8230;. Mace Hutchinson, 16, was found by police underneath the 30-foot overpass bridge of a freeway in Ozark, Missouri. He evidently either fell or jumped. Either way, he got a broken heel AND a broken back. Now here’s where it gets weird&#8230;. After the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=980&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PATERNO INFERNO: THE TRUTH @ PENN STATE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 09:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You gotta Love Penn State, where the second “n” is silent, just like the calls to the police. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term ‘news’, lemme catch you up on this week: Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was indicted with 40 counts of sex crimes against young boys. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=973&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>WHY KIM KARDASHIAN GOT DIVORCED</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 09:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>20TH ANNIVERSARY OF NIRVANA&#8217;S &#8220;NEVERMIND&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 08:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s the 20-year anniversary of Nirvana’s “Nevermind”! I was a teenager when this cd was released. Wow&#8230;.smells like Middle-Aged Spirit. The kid on the album cover is pissed for two reasons: One, he didn’t even get paid the dollar he was chasing in the picture; and two, his penis hasn’t grown since the baby photo. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=951&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GERMAN HOOKERS NOW HAVE 2 PAY 2 PLAY</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 06:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could you imagine if hookers had to pay to do their job? That’s exactly what’s happening in Bonn, Germany. Sex workers are now required to purchase daily tickets from a vending machine to walk the streets. The German government making prostitutes give THEM money before they even work? What are they, Nazis? In Bonn, hookers [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=915&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>REMEMBERING JANI LANE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Jani Lane, the lead singer of Warrant, died last week in a Comfort Inn. I’m a huge fan, but MY FIRST    THOUGHT: It’s sad he died in a Comfort Inn. When Keith Richards croaks, you know it’ll be in a Four Seasons. Okay, let’s be honest; Keith Richards is never dying. That dude’s immortal. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=903&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DUDE ACCIDENTALLY SH OOTS HIS PENIS WITH  WIFE’S PINK PISTOL</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 07:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Chandler, Arizona accidentally shot himself in the penis with his wife’s pink pistol. Needless to say, this guy’s in a lot of pain&#8230;..not from the bullet; from being mocked for carrying a pink pistol. He shot himself outside of a grocery store. What a brilliant way to avoid going grocery shopping! Sure, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=897&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;MONTE CAR-NO!&#8221;: THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR CRASH EVER</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 07:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman just caused a 700,000-Euro, 5-car pile-up right in front of the entrance of the Place du Casino in Monte Carlo For those of you who’ve never left America, that’s a measly $1,000,100.00. She crashed her Bentley into a Mercedes, a Ferrari, a Porsche AND an Aston Martin. Then she puked a diamond necklace. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=claudestuart.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12511041&amp;post=895&amp;subd=claudestuart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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