This is brilliant! A flask in the guise of a camera. The “Bev-Cam”….it should be called “The Slam Cam”, or “The Scam Cam”. Maybe “The Flask Task”….alright, maybe not.
I would totally buy this camera flask. You could be saving a ridiculous amount of money at bars and clubs. Although, I wouldn’t recommend an entire group of people going out…..and each person in the party has their own Bev-Cam. Bartenders will wonder why a sober bunch of peeps will walk alertly to his bar and all order Diet Coke; then after 5 trips to the bathroom and 5 Diet Cokes later – everybody is slurring, falling and taking their clothes off. (That’s what I do when I’m hammered.)
The Bev-Burry flask is cute. Here’s the good news: a flask subterfuged by a blackberry is a great idea, because every human being in a club will have their phone on them. (And 90% of them will be texting….remember back in ’02 when we actually TALKED to each other?) Here’s the bad news: Every human being will have their phone on them! Meaning, the bouncers and servers will be skeptical of someone carrying around 2 BLACKBERRIES. But if you offer them some liquor from your Bev-Burry, maybe they’ll change their mind.
Okay, the binoculars is an original concept….but here’s a few logical questions that pierce a hole in the theory:
Who the hell brings binoculars to a nightclub?
Isn’t it a little suspicious when someone is drinking out of a pair of binoculars?
Women can carry it in their purses, right? But if a man isn’t wearing a jacket, binoculars are pretty difficult to fit into your front pocket. Even if you do cram it in there, that’s gotta look like the weirdest-shaped erection ever. Even if a man shoves the binoculars in his back pocket….well, that’s gonna look even worse!
I say: Men – buy all 3 of these items and go to clubs with women who have GIANT PURSES. Women – if you don’t have a GIANT PURSE, buy one. Or get a man to buy you one. I’m sure he’ll also buy you a drink….or at least give you some of the drinks you’ll be smuggling in the club for him.
By Claude Stuart
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