ADRIANNE CURRY: Obnoxious But HOT

Well, she’s a foul-mouthed, obnoxious drama queen who loves dressing in nerdy Sci-Fi and Superhero costumes….but she’s beautiful.  And to most guys, 1 outta 5 ain’t bad, baby.

How often does Christopher Knight think, “If I had only banged Florence Henderson and Maureen McCormick, then I never would’ve had to marry Adrianne Curry and do that damn reality show.”  But Chris, if you had done that; you’d be Barry Williams.  Yes, the guy who played Greg Brady and got his ass kicked in Celebrity Boxing by Danny Bonaduce.

Here’s my quick rundown of Adrianne’s latest pix:

* The photo of her taking the picture….I love her body; but she looks like the wardrobe is a cross between a diaper and a humongous white bandaid.

* Lying on bed with legs crossed….very sexy.  I like the black toenail polish.  I never used to notice stuff like that; but after you’ve been with the same woman for a few years, you’re like “Hey, I love your shoes, girl.  I’m gay – dammit!”

* Her naked body lying on bed in front of TV….this is perfect, except for that stupid pink star blocking that perfect gludius maximus.  And I must be hungry, ’cause I’m staring at the food on the TV and trying to deduce what exactly it is? Looks like the recipe to another bad infomercial.

* White bodysuit with black boots and hat….she looks fantastic, but she’s dressed like Malcolm McDowell in CLOCKWORK ORANGE with a giant crotchcup.

By Claude Stuart

©2010 Claude Stuart. All Rights Reserved.

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