STEVEN SEAGAL: Keeping Sex Slaves?

And this is the guy who DUMPED Kelly LeBrock

Kayden Nguyen, an ex-employee of Steven Seagal, is suing him for sexual harassment, sex trafficking and wrongful termination.  Seagal’s lawyer stated, “That’s ridiculous.  He never terminated her.”

Kayden says she answered a Craigslist ad for a job at a production company; she just sent her resume and photo. Next thing you know, she was interviewed by Seagal and his underlings. Okay, first warning sign: You sign up for a job interview via Craigslist, and Steven Seagal shows up at your door with a couple of henchmen. That’s scary.  Even if you are a die-hard fan…(Then you’d be expecting Bruce Willis. Folks!) Seriously, even if Segal is your favorite actor – if he appears at your door unannounced; ask him to sign your copy of Hard to Kill and tell him you’re late to your mother’s funeral.

So Kayden Nguyen took the job; they jumped on his private jet to New Orleans and he asked her, “Do you mind helping my wife around the house?” The creepy-meter just rose another few degrees. Kayden agreed. Then Seagal causually said “My wife wouldn’t mind if we were lovers.”  At first, I thought I couldn’t blame Kayden for not running ‘cause she’s trapped on a plane with Hong Dong Fuey…but there’s one hole in her statement: SEAGAL DOESN’T HAVE A WIFE. But perhaps that’s just his come-on line.

Nguyen says she was hired as an “executive assistant”, which to Seagal means “sex toy”.  He supposedly made her consume illegal pills, tried to fondle her breasts, and pushed his hands under her skirt.  Seagal’s attorney defended him by saying, “Steven was just preparing for a new movie where he plays a frat boy.”  (Hmm….he seems a little too old.  Maybe that’s a misprint; I probably added an extra “r” to that quote.)

Nguyen claims Seagal had 2 young Russian “attendants” who were available for his sexual needs 24-hours, 7 days a week.  First of all, no one can have sex 24-7, especially this fat bastard.  Secondly, the Russian vixens were asked why they’re his sexual attendants; they replied, “Steven said we had to either be his sex slaves or watch his movies.”  Excellent point, Anastasiya.  If I had to choose between hookin’ up with Steven Seagal or watching a marathon of theatrical masterpieces like Under Seige 2, The Glimmer Man and Mercenary For Justice….uh, nevermind.

After refusing to sexually service Seagal and refusing to sign a release that promised she wouldn’t sue for sexual assault, Kayden was kicked off his premises without her belongings.  Why did Steven Seagal fire this woman?  According to his attorney, “He had to make an Executive Decision.”

What’s the aftermath so far?  Well, Kayden is suing for $1 million…but is having to spend a lot outta her own pocket to do so.  Meanwhile, the accused martial arts expert’s show “Steven Seagal Lawman” is returning for a second season on A & E.

So what’s the lesson learned here?  If you wanna boost the ratings on your TV show, start sexually harassing people.

By Claude Stuart

©2010 Claude Stuart. All Rights Reserved.

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