JESSICA ALBA See-Through Dress, See-Through Career

In 2005 Jessica Alba appeared at the MTV Movie Awards in a see-through dress.  She later said, “That wasn’t my private area; that was just a shadow.”  Well, that’s the hairiest shadow I’ve ever seen.

In explaining why FANTASTIC FOUR didn’t do well at the box office, Jessica Alba said “Comic book fans didn’t think I was blonde enough. But most blondes in Hollywood aren’t really blonde, either.”  And most comic book fans never get the chance to see if a blonde is really a blonde.

By Claude Stuart

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Nicole Richie Calls Her Son SPARROW

Nicole Richie told PEOPLE magazine “The only thing you want is for your kids to be healthy and happy.”  Then she named her son Sparrow James Midnight Madden.  He’s not gonna be healthy or happy.

By Claude Stuart

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Jessica Simpson NICE NAILS

What a beautiful photo.  My girlfriend and I were looking at this; she said, “Look, honey – her fingernails and toenails match. Such a pretty blue color!”  I didn’t even know she had toenails….

By Claude Stuart

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