Porn for the Blind…It’s About Time

A pornographic magazine for the blind is out!  All my readers, I know what you’re thinking:  “Finally.”

It includes explicit text and raised nude pics  –  including “a naked woman in a disco pose”, a lady with “perfect breasts” and a “male robot”.  The name of this blind porn mag is “Tactile Minds”, which sounds much better than the original title – “Erectile Heads”.  Lisa Murphy, author of the book, says her targeted audience is actually “Ductile Minds”.

Murphy is expected to be quite successful with this publication.  Her only competition is a peverted fruit salesmen in Kentucky who charges blind people to touch honeydews, kiwis, bananas and the interiors of pumpkins.  When interviewed, he said, “It feels just like the real thing.  Hell, sometimes, I throw in a few saggy water balloons!”  One day the fruit truck didn’t show up; and let’s just say….his wife Bobbie Sue was very uncomfortable.  What a peach.

This picture in the mag is quite interesting.  Evidently, blind people love women with bulging biceps, a surgical mask and a missing hand.  (That or muscular, slightly handicapped nurses.)

When it comes to masturbation, the blind kids have a clear advantage.  Often parents love to threaten teenagers with this classic scare tactic:  “If you keep doing that, you’ll go blind!”  These kids are like, “Too late, Mom.”

I also think the sightless enjoy a benefit when they’re with a partner.  Come on, we’ve all been in the bedroom with someone who was beneath our normal standards….yet we still had to look at them at some point.  But if you can’t see, you don’t have that problem.  Depending on your preference, you’re with either Brad or Angelina every night!  Then again, if you’ve always been blind; you have no idea what Brad nor Angelina look like.  And you’re probably not reading this.

I think it’s awesome that blind folks can now enjoy porn like the rest of us.  The truth is, we’re really not that different.  Whether or not you can see,  it’s virtually impossible to have an orgasm with your eyes open.  So in that moment of climax, we’re ALL blind.

By Claude Stuart

©2010 Claude Stuart. All Rights Reserved.

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