Kardashian Vagina Laserama

On the latest episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, Khloe gets laser hair removal for the first time.  This doesn’t disturb me; but you know what does?  The fact that Kim’s in the room next to her sister, creating dialogue so embarrassingly idiotic that even Paris Hilton would have mocked it.

Kim starts this thinktank by saying, “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.” A grown woman stuck an unnecessary “like” between an adverb! She replaced a hyphen with “like”, the most overused word by any female teenager!  (Is it obvious my mother was a grammar teacher?)

Khloe responds with a reasonable query: “What did you think my vagina was going to look like?”  I credit the taller sibling for being rational; what did she imagine her sister’s crackerjack to resemble, a tuba?

Kim keeps this train of brilliance rolling by saying, “I thought it was, like, a shaved, rashy vagina.”  Again, she uses a superfluous “like”.  Then, she admits to have envisioned her little sis’s quim to look like a Neo-Nazi with Herpes.  In the vaginal world, “Shaved” is popular; “Rashy” is not.

Instead of asking what the hell’s wrong with Kim’s lack of thought process, Khloe instead simply retorts, “I have a nice ass, too.”  This immediately creates two thoughts in my head: 1) I thought Kim was the one with the nice ass and 2) I don’t think anybody has an attractive derriere when its getting waxed.

By Claude Stuart
©2010 Claude Stuart. All Rights Reserved.

1 Comment

  1. kardashian is interesting woman. xD

Comments RSS TrackBack Identifier URI

Leave a Reply to laser hair removal methods Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s